why don't you do yourself a webpage or something?

 

ok, that's it - after ten years filled with composing music, jingles, sweepers, creating radio ads and shows, I was pushed to commit a portfolio. A kind of. I have no idea what to put in here, but I guess I would upload some newest things instead of those totally outdated anyway. But I'm not sure about that. I'm not sure if anyone is interested in what the hell am I doing while living. 



 

 

yep, it's me

 

considering the decision of creating and publishing this boring site. Or in the opposite I might be looking on something I intend to eat as soon as possible but unfortunately it's still alive. Or just stepped into something I wouldn't touch even by a crook with a nail attached.

 

I know, my facial language is rather compound.

  • what one can find here?

 

my music (some call it music, can you believe it), my jingles, sound logos, sounds on the whole and in general.

 

  • what one can't find here?

 

free movies (neithier non-free movies, in fact), sex (come on, just look at me) and Erection Disorder Magic Potions (though nobody needs them).

 

  • who is it good for?

 

now that's a good question. For me, I guess.

 

  • who is it not good for?

 

people looking for free movies, sex and EDMP.

 

  • what you can do here?

 

read, listen, watch, write and interact with me - just surf around and enjoy this nice gray and orange and blue website, since you have nothing more interesting to do.

 

  • what else?

 

in case you somehow liked my music you might consider buying it for your production. I'm available through AudioSparx, which means my sounds reached Hollywood without anyones favor ;)

 

 


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